<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681</id><updated>2011-11-24T10:00:30.589-08:00</updated><category term='literature'/><category term='academia'/><category term='Shakespeare'/><category term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Sat sapientis</title><subtitle type='html'>The occasional gibberings of a high desert literature professor.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>185</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-3873370574507159473</id><published>2011-11-20T08:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T08:54:27.931-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shakespeare'/><title type='text'>the rest is səɪlence</title><summary type='text'>M and I have spent the last nine weeks, the entirety of her third trimester, rehearsing and performing Hamlet in the "original pronunciation," that is, not imposing an accent but adhering to the phonology and vowel forms of late sixteenth century England. I was rather skeptical of the endeavor at first, especially since to my mind communication with the audience is the primary goal, and our </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/3873370574507159473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=3873370574507159473&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3873370574507159473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3873370574507159473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/11/rest-is-slence.html' title='the rest is səɪlence'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-4135259359918701650</id><published>2011-09-09T09:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-09T09:30:10.409-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Morning</title><summary type='text'>I wish I could fashion a whole day out of morning. Specifically this time, during the second cup of coffee, when the light is inviting and forgiving, not like a buzzing, judgmental afternoon. A bowel movement seems a pleasant accomplishment. It feels like everything I need to get done today will probably get done, and if it doesn't, well, other important things will, and then I'll see M and a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/4135259359918701650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=4135259359918701650&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4135259359918701650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4135259359918701650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/09/morning.html' title='Morning'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-9190323198841582931</id><published>2011-09-02T07:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:00:29.072-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shakespeare'/><title type='text'>Prodigy</title><summary type='text'>My son gets to play his first Shakespearean role at the age of negative one month, this coming November. There aren't many lines in the role of Hamlet's unborn brother, but I feel as though it's more of a physical part, anyway. And you know what they say, no small parts, only small actors. In this case a small actor, all of whose parts are also quite small.I must admit I'm a little torn about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/9190323198841582931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=9190323198841582931&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/9190323198841582931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/9190323198841582931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/09/prodigy.html' title='Prodigy'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2553943587928037705</id><published>2011-08-31T09:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:01:48.083-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='literature'/><title type='text'>We are not making this name up</title><summary type='text'>In the interests of educating the various people who seem to believe that we’ve invented our forthcoming baby’s name like a pair of society-defying hippies, I hereby present a morning’s Google-search of evidence that it's a respectable and lovely name with a long pedigree:         &lt;!--  /* Font Definitions */ @font-face 	{font-family:"ＭＳ 明朝"; 	panose-1:0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; 	mso-font-charset:128</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2553943587928037705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2553943587928037705&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2553943587928037705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2553943587928037705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/08/we-are-not-making-this-name-up.html' title='We are not making this name up'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-6251728780965506776</id><published>2011-08-19T07:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-19T07:27:34.275-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='literature'/><title type='text'>He hit nemnede Degarre.</title><summary type='text'>Despite all the advice not to tell anyone what you name a child until  it's out and wearing a tiny stocking cap, we're sharing this. In  December, we're hoping to introduce Diggory Owain to the world.Diggory  is such a rare name that Wikipedia lists only find three examples  before the character in Hardy's Return of the Native: two English  clerics and a Welsh war hero. It's such a rare name </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/6251728780965506776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=6251728780965506776&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6251728780965506776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6251728780965506776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/08/despite-all-advice-not-to-tell-anyone.html' title='He hit nemnede Degarre.'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mmHDw2FVdJM/Tk5yA7yLRKI/AAAAAAAABIs/5aauWU0J-F8/s72-c/Auchinleck%2Bnaming%2Bof%2BDegarre%2B%2528c.%2B1330%2529.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-5697954749625029568</id><published>2011-08-19T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-19T07:28:02.637-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>What a twist</title><summary type='text'>M woke me up this morning announcing that the baby was being born prematurely. And sure enough, when I looked, there was his little head, his eyes blinking up at me and everything. So I went and called the doctor, apologized for waking him in the middle of the night, and explained the situation."It's entirely ordinary for expectant parents to have dreams like this," he said. It's a reflection </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/5697954749625029568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=5697954749625029568&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5697954749625029568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5697954749625029568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/08/what-twist.html' title='What a twist'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-965765945633078523</id><published>2011-05-20T08:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-20T08:22:39.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The great thing about alphabetizing</title><summary type='text'>This is why I love having adequate bookshelf space: the juxtapositions. Lolita abuts What to Expect When You're Expecting and "Shakespeare" follows "Shatner."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/965765945633078523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=965765945633078523&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/965765945633078523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/965765945633078523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/05/great-thing-about-alphabetizing.html' title='The great thing about alphabetizing'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7941632731516942339</id><published>2011-05-20T06:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:01:21.782-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Foetal Spectre</title><summary type='text'>Seeing ultrasounds of an approaching baby is a lot like watching one of those ghost hunting shows. There's an alleged "expert" who asserts that he can tell you what you're looking at, a lot of equipment that seems impressive, some viscous goo, and then when your nerves are jangled by the atmosphere, there's a grainy black and white image of something that just might be humanoid, lurking in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7941632731516942339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7941632731516942339&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7941632731516942339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7941632731516942339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/05/foetal-spectre.html' title='Foetal Spectre'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VyRnW-e-4nA/TdZyBMJt9dI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/CzJPQvPbhL0/s72-c/ULTRASOUND2_2.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-158615415143904573</id><published>2011-04-29T10:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-29T10:52:43.616-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Misery misery misery...</title><summary type='text'>Every interaction I have with my family revolves around misery. One sister wants to die, another is nearly destitute because of an abusive relationship. Another fights with her daughter-in-law about the right to see her grandkids. Another has her business robbed. Mom revels in sadness and anguish because her religion demands persecution. I can't help with any of these things, it seems. I wish I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/158615415143904573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=158615415143904573&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/158615415143904573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/158615415143904573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/04/misery-misery-misery.html' title='Misery misery misery...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-6174159528136186674</id><published>2011-04-22T09:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:02:10.314-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Heartbeat</title><summary type='text'>One hundred fifty-one beats per minute. We have a centimeter-long baby, with a head bulge and an ass bulge and a heartbeat that you can hear by using machines. It's got two chambers. I spent lots of yesterday afternoon smiling until my cheeks hurt.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/6174159528136186674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=6174159528136186674&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6174159528136186674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6174159528136186674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/04/heartbeat.html' title='Heartbeat'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YGe71RTSS20/TbGqBRGyIsI/AAAAAAAAA7g/l1NjQlaHIZo/s72-c/Heartbeat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-4848534464260140142</id><published>2011-04-20T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-20T08:27:22.429-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Week seven, I guess</title><summary type='text'>The parasite is roughly blueberry sized. There's no predicting M's bodily weirdness. Tuesday she spent feeling hung over, and yesterday she nearly cried from the agony of a close encounter with someone's oyster-based lunch.I canceled my class Thursday -- Marlowe's Jew of Malta -- in order to go with M to the first ultrasound, about which she's understandably nervous, since the last one she got </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/4848534464260140142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=4848534464260140142&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4848534464260140142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4848534464260140142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/04/week-seven-i-guess.html' title='Week seven, I guess'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-3100668452627054181</id><published>2011-04-14T06:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:03:56.237-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='academia'/><title type='text'>And here we go again</title><summary type='text'>The dog's food bowl almost made M puke today. A few days ago she was lamenting her backne and her breast sensitivity. Recently she asked me to bring her an orange and a pickle. She is become, in other words, a hilarious caricature of someone about six weeks pregnant. So I gently suggested that she take a pregnancy test, even though she very recently had both a negative blood test and a period. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/3100668452627054181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=3100668452627054181&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3100668452627054181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3100668452627054181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/04/and-here-we-go-again.html' title='And here we go again'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-9029193060044669784</id><published>2011-01-12T07:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:06:28.281-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='academia'/><title type='text'>In with the new</title><summary type='text'>MLA was a bit of a waking dream, but not a bad experience. I caught up with some of my best and oldest friends, and met their twin ten-month-old spawn. I caught a Lakers game and explained to my department chair who Kanye West was. I stayed off the Shuttle of Sadness from the hotel to the convention, and mainly avoided the contact anxiety of people interviewing for what jobs there are. I even </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/9029193060044669784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=9029193060044669784&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/9029193060044669784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/9029193060044669784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2011/01/in-with-new.html' title='In with the new'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2837567654973623754</id><published>2010-12-23T13:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:05:45.501-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Never mind nevermind.</title><summary type='text'>Nope. Not a miscarriage. Something much worse. M and I spent the night in the hospital last Thursday night,  and M had surgery Friday morning. She's through it and for the past few days she's been resting  comfortably at home.So what  happened? Well, she had an ectopic pregnancy, which means, in this case,  that a fertilized egg implanted in her left fallopian tube instead of  in her uterus. We</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2837567654973623754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2837567654973623754&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2837567654973623754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2837567654973623754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/12/never-mind-nevermind.html' title='Never mind nevermind.'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-1909343461102594147</id><published>2010-12-16T07:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:05:19.660-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Oops. Never mind.</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday morning the blood results were in, so the doctor called to congratulate us on what looked like a healthy pregnancy. But unfortunately earlier that morning M woke up having miscarried in the night. The physical pain wasn't much, but since we'd done what we said we wouldn't and gotten excited too early, we were both surprisingly messed up about it.The worst thing I ever experience is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/1909343461102594147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=1909343461102594147&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1909343461102594147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1909343461102594147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/12/oops-never-mind.html' title='Oops. Never mind.'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2306208222081909416</id><published>2010-12-10T08:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:04:13.143-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Sickness and health</title><summary type='text'>I’ve got a bugger of a cold now that semester’s over, as if my body decided that I finally had time and energy to devote to illness. M, on the other hand, has enough hCG coursing through her to stop the period of an elephant, apparently. We’re waiting for the blood work.In order to distract myself from the moments when I stare out the window in panic thinking “I’m going to be someone’s dad! I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2306208222081909416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2306208222081909416&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2306208222081909416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2306208222081909416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/12/sickness-and-health.html' title='Sickness and health'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-3462502536499582776</id><published>2010-12-09T07:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:02:34.350-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Attempts at confirmation</title><summary type='text'>We’re now at something like six positive pee-stick results. M’s nothing if not thorough. She is, however, prone to second guessing. So an actual medical professional will be weighing in today. Apparently there’s a thing called “chemical pregnancy” which means you’re not withchild after all, but rather with-beaker-full-of-chemicals. Or something.I’m working at home today, through a cold. Out the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/3462502536499582776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=3462502536499582776&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3462502536499582776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3462502536499582776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/12/attempts-at-confirmation.html' title='Attempts at confirmation'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7619747318621988858</id><published>2010-12-08T06:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:03:21.474-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reproduction'/><title type='text'>Poppy Seed</title><summary type='text'>I can't tell real people about this, so in a streak of wholly original thinking that has never occurred to anyone before, I am throwing it out anonymously to strangers on the blog.A few weeks ago we pulled the goalie and started having unprotected sex (or “danger-tang”) for the first time in our lives. After an ill-conceived experiment with spermicide that revealed heretofore unsuspected </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7619747318621988858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7619747318621988858&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7619747318621988858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7619747318621988858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/12/poppy-seed.html' title='Poppy Seed'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-8276845568967768348</id><published>2010-09-11T15:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T08:07:28.565-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='academia'/><title type='text'>Tenure</title><summary type='text'>I'm not sure how I feel about academic tenure anymore. Mark Taylor from Columbia, the guy who wrote that Op Ed in the Times, "End the University as we Know It," makes many good points about, among other things, the disconnect between the institution of tenure and what it's ostensibly supposed to do.On the other hand, most critics of higher education, especially now, have a ridiculous and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/8276845568967768348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=8276845568967768348&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8276845568967768348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8276845568967768348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/09/tenure.html' title='Tenure'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-1333519226139054714</id><published>2010-09-04T09:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-04T09:46:17.714-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mauruuru</title><summary type='text'>My "ask-me-about-my-Polynesia-trip" badge:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/1333519226139054714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=1333519226139054714&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1333519226139054714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1333519226139054714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/09/mauruuru.html' title='Mauruuru'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F0i_J58EWds/TIJ3pH9WUuI/AAAAAAAAA2k/FW_ARHi9HAs/s72-c/burningman+065+%28Medium%29.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-45113899899196721</id><published>2010-08-29T18:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-29T19:15:13.169-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bud</title><summary type='text'>This morning, if you'd asked me, I would've said that I haven't seen Professor Bernard "Bud" Hirsch for close to sixteen years, and then I would have said that I should send him another e-mail. I've been making it a tradition to contact my former teachers each New Year's and tell them what an influence they've had on me, thank them for everything, see how they are, etc. A couple winters ago I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/45113899899196721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=45113899899196721&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/45113899899196721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/45113899899196721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2010/08/bud.html' title='Bud'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-6696765652336019327</id><published>2008-07-25T02:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T02:35:58.011-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Last day in London town</title><summary type='text'>I shifted my lodgings from SE22 (East Dulwich) to W11 (Notting Hill) yesterday, with great thanks to C&amp;C (not the celebrated music factory) for putting me up and putting up with me. Their spare room is now drying-rack-free. I took the 185 bus to Victoria, which was an excellent method of birth control.  I can't imagine a version of myself who holds a baby in one hand, folds up a pram with another</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/6696765652336019327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=6696765652336019327&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6696765652336019327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/6696765652336019327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/last-day-in-london-town.html' title='Last day in London town'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-1430326505411306361</id><published>2008-07-19T02:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T07:09:05.746-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Scrapping</title><summary type='text'>I almost got my teeth knocked out last night in the West End. We emerged onto the street from a performance of Avenue Q, which was delightful despite the egregious choice not to cast Americans as Americans. They did workmanlike jobs with the accents, but it jars a little when they drop out of dialect. Of course, given that they were voicing puppets, perhaps it wasn't the biggest violation of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/1430326505411306361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=1430326505411306361&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1430326505411306361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1430326505411306361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/scrapping.html' title='Scrapping'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-3919775445450415698</id><published>2008-07-18T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T07:11:33.538-08:00</updated><title type='text'>17 July...on the train</title><summary type='text'>Phew. I’ve spent the last five days in Stratford, which would have been a bittersweetly nostalgic visit to my old stomping grounds if it hadn’t been almost entirely spent in archives and libraries. Still, it was a good time, and it was lovely to catch up with my friend S, in whose sixteenth-century guest room I’ve been crashing on a futon. I’ve been collating theater reviews of the past half </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/3919775445450415698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=3919775445450415698&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3919775445450415698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3919775445450415698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/17-julyon-train.html' title='17 July...on the train'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-804610891553057226</id><published>2008-07-11T00:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-11T00:30:43.583-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hyde parking</title><summary type='text'>I went 34 hours yesterday (well, Wednesday to almost Friday) without sleeping in a bed. When you can feel your exhaustion in unnatural ways in the backs of your thighs -- where D.H. Lawrence characters feel their sexuality condensed into points of darkness -- you realize that you've been up too long.But I'm in London, and very happy about it. Highlights from yesterday:Reading and people-watching </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/804610891553057226/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=804610891553057226&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/804610891553057226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/804610891553057226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/hyde-parking.html' title='Hyde parking'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7978309208592417953</id><published>2008-07-11T00:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-11T00:32:19.990-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Brazilian footballers are funny folk</title><summary type='text'>You may or may not be disturbed or incensed by Manchester United's Ronaldo's recent comments that playing a game for a living before thousands of adoring fans for millions of pounds amounts to the equivalent of "modern slavery," but if you (like Ronaldo) are in need of some enlightenment about actual modern slavery, may I recommend Benjamin Skinner's A Crime So Monstrous (Free Press, 2008)? It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7978309208592417953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7978309208592417953&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7978309208592417953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7978309208592417953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/brazilian-footballers-are-funny-folk.html' title='Brazilian footballers are funny folk'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2087495297568089891</id><published>2008-07-09T08:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T08:32:43.732-07:00</updated><title type='text'>For Harry, England, and Saint George</title><summary type='text'>I will forgo the usual apologies for not having blogged in six months. Quick updates: I'm now on a sort of deadline for my Henry V edition, and I've got four other research projects dancing attendance on my brain. I spent far too much pro bono time contributing dramaturgy and text coaching to the Lake Tahoe Shakespeare Festival, but I think I may have helped it into better shape than it otherwise</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2087495297568089891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2087495297568089891&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2087495297568089891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2087495297568089891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/07/for-harry-england-and-saint-george.html' title='For Harry, England, and Saint George'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-5811260573337015329</id><published>2008-01-07T17:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-07T17:40:32.861-08:00</updated><title type='text'>En bicyclette</title><summary type='text'>I'm spending two weeks in Pasadena, or more properly San Marino, CA, doing research at the Huntington Library.  Everyone loves this place.  Mazillions of manuscripts and rare books, sunny days, 200 acres of botanical gardens.  Friendships are made and strengthened.  Intellect is set free.  Tea and beer are drunk.  Or so I'm told.I got here last Thursday and was picked up at the airport by a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/5811260573337015329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=5811260573337015329&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5811260573337015329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5811260573337015329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2008/01/en-bicyclette.html' title='En bicyclette'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-37173935343794382</id><published>2007-12-04T08:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T08:32:41.947-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Arrival</title><summary type='text'>My author copies showed up on my doorstep yesterday, on a Monday wherein I was mainly engaged in marking papers and writing an Arthurian-legend-in-one-hour lecture.  As a result, my celebrations consisted entirely of frightening the dog with jubilant noises and using technology to boast about my accomplishment over long distances, in the spirit of which I hereby commit the Deadly Sin of Pride and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/37173935343794382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=37173935343794382&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/37173935343794382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/37173935343794382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-arrival.html' title='New Arrival'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_F0i_J58EWds/R1WBF1u40GI/AAAAAAAAAE8/2_uR5_3ykKM/s72-c/P1000099.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2349065982643119300</id><published>2007-11-13T10:47:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T10:48:13.036-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Also...</title><summary type='text'>My book is supposed to be available today, though obsessively checking the press's website and amazon.com reveals no change in its "available for pre-order" status.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2349065982643119300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2349065982643119300&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2349065982643119300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2349065982643119300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/11/also.html' title='Also...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-8959038454617602244</id><published>2007-11-13T10:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T10:46:45.783-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank God for WWI</title><summary type='text'>This Armistice Day weekend (in needlessly curmudgeonly fashion, I refuse to call it anything else) was a thing of great splendor, starting with my blissful recusance from reading even a single teenager's response to Marcus Aurelius.M and I drove over the Sierra on a beautifully sun-soaked day to spend a weekend with my Slightly Well-known Colleague whose wife is a Pharmaceutical Robber Baroness </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/8959038454617602244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=8959038454617602244&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8959038454617602244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8959038454617602244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/11/thank-god-for-wwi.html' title='Thank God for WWI'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-8698354476554062375</id><published>2007-09-29T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-29T22:47:03.955-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Out of my hands</title><summary type='text'>Finally, my book would seem to be done.  I have just fired off the last fourteen errata, along with my index, to the publisher.  I just had about 20 minutes of panic thinking that I had lost my index file, which was composed with a great deal of hair-pulling tedium over the last three days.  But then I found it.  All is okay.I'm sunburned, like Philip Sidney's brain.  I went to the somethingth </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/8698354476554062375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=8698354476554062375&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8698354476554062375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/8698354476554062375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/09/out-of-my-hands.html' title='Out of my hands'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-4062166716686912194</id><published>2007-07-14T11:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-14T11:54:38.868-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Every so often...</title><summary type='text'>...I exchange a look with M and one of us says "Look where we live!"&lt;-- This sort of thing is why.  There's a 25-mile-long lake in the middle of the desert about 30 minutes from our front door.  Clearly we need to get a tent.  I enjoy swimming in it much more than does Lucifer, who is repeatedly chucked into water when we go on hikes.  He is not best pleased with this arrangement, but I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/4062166716686912194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=4062166716686912194&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4062166716686912194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/4062166716686912194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/07/every-so-often.html' title='Every so often...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_F0i_J58EWds/Rpka_Kym1SI/AAAAAAAAABk/BmpIZuAtR2U/s72-c/DSCN3898.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-1361516558811333240</id><published>2007-06-30T14:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-14T11:48:41.921-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Submission</title><summary type='text'>On the very last day of my first year at this job, I have finished and submitted my final book manuscript to the press.  I am exhausted and happy.  It's probably a little short (admirably concise!) and it may be unambitious and tentative in places (a modest but engaging study!), but it's done and I do think it makes an important and tidy little contribution to my field.M. is dismayed because she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/1361516558811333240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=1361516558811333240&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1361516558811333240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1361516558811333240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/06/submission.html' title='Submission'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7733796516300601727</id><published>2007-06-12T12:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T12:02:21.279-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Have you ever wondered...</title><summary type='text'>...what happens to all those hot young women who get unnecessary breast enhancement surgery when they age and everything but their chests starts sagging?I used to wonder that.  The answer is that they move to Reno.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7733796516300601727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7733796516300601727&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7733796516300601727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7733796516300601727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/06/have-you-ever-wondered.html' title='Have you ever wondered...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7595081392469806673</id><published>2007-06-12T11:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T12:00:52.331-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Loose ends</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted on here for exactly two months, I notice.  But as a result, perhaps, I just yesterday completed what I hope will be the penultimate draft of my first book.  It's ready for human consumption and various humans are consuming it.Of course, now I'm in the period when it occurs to me while at the gym that the first use of the word "collaboration" in the literary sense was in 1802, and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7595081392469806673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7595081392469806673&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7595081392469806673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7595081392469806673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/06/loose-ends.html' title='Loose ends'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7708264687840879607</id><published>2007-04-12T12:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T12:59:36.429-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is why it's good to have rich colleagues</title><summary type='text'>Because while they may ask you to copy-edit their work and occasionally cover their classes when they go hobnob with Ian McKellen and Queen Elizabeth, they also sometimes invite you for a weekend to places like this:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7708264687840879607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7708264687840879607&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7708264687840879607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7708264687840879607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/04/this-is-why-its-good-to-have-rich.html' title='This is why it&apos;s good to have rich colleagues'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_F0i_J58EWds/Rh6PkdgtsZI/AAAAAAAAAAs/b1VtGUGTv00/s72-c/I+know.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-5357519923397894046</id><published>2007-04-12T12:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T13:06:51.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SAA</title><summary type='text'>This year's Shakespeare Association conference was pretty fantastic.  I don't think I made an ass of myself, on the dance floor, in the seminar room, or elsewhere; I was inculcated into a Shakespearean editorial board (with free breakfast); I got one or two new ideas for articles; and I saw baby gorillas at the San Diego Zoo.This was also the first year I brought a date to the conference, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/5357519923397894046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=5357519923397894046&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5357519923397894046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/5357519923397894046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/04/saa.html' title='SAA'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-1404125813138319805</id><published>2007-04-12T12:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T12:50:06.093-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Anxiolysis</title><summary type='text'>I have recently been given my final, non-extendable deadline for the book, the first week of July.  Because I was dealing with this information during a routine trip to the doctor and evidently seemed unable to cope, I was also recently given, without asking, a prescription for Xanax.Does anyone out there know what this stuff is supposed to do?  Do I really want to be manipulating my emotions </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/1404125813138319805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=1404125813138319805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1404125813138319805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/1404125813138319805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/04/anxiolysis.html' title='Anxiolysis'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-7971538145700510932</id><published>2007-02-25T20:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-25T20:19:00.918-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How does he keep getting work?</title><summary type='text'>When is someone going to recognize that every film score Philip Glass has ever done is outright shite?Come on, Phil, use more than four fucking notes, dammit!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/7971538145700510932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=7971538145700510932&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7971538145700510932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/7971538145700510932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/02/how-does-he-keep-getting-work.html' title='How does he keep getting work?'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-3790197767842815783</id><published>2007-01-30T11:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T11:26:07.422-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Largemouth bass</title><summary type='text'>I have decided finally to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Adam Clayton, Flea, and my niece and learn to play bass. So far I have no callouses on my fingers, but I have made it through the Hal Leonard Bass Method Book 1 and am well into book two. And I can do the vamp from the White Stripes's "Seven Nation Army." Bow-ba-bow-bow-bow boooow bow. Ah, the gentle embrace of the bass clef. She is</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/3790197767842815783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=3790197767842815783&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3790197767842815783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/3790197767842815783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/01/largemouth-bass.html' title='Largemouth bass'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_F0i_J58EWds/Rb-boJHBE_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/1mqorSG66HE/s72-c/Untitled.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-2775648246052337653</id><published>2007-01-25T13:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T13:23:58.762-08:00</updated><title type='text'>May we with right &amp; conscience make this claime?</title><summary type='text'>So here's some good news:  I've been approved and contracted to edit Henry V for an actual full-on peer-reviewed Shakespeare edition.  Who the hell am I to undertake such a task?  You may well ask, but somehow (probably with no little amount of dodgy back channel pleading on the part of my colleagues and friends ) I've gotten a proposal for an edition accepted by  an editorial board.  Said </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/2775648246052337653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=2775648246052337653&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2775648246052337653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/2775648246052337653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/01/may-we-with-right-conscience-make-this.html' title='May we with right &amp; conscience make this claime?'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-42419611040931536</id><published>2007-01-15T10:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-15T10:41:50.616-08:00</updated><title type='text'>January</title><summary type='text'>I always save reading my student evaluations until January, when I'm in a foul mood anyway.  And since M. went back to law school this morning, my mood could hardly be bleaker.  I wasn't going to read them until later today, but then a member of the evaluation committee casually mentioned in the hallway that one of my students from last semester hated everything about me.  Cited offenses: </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/42419611040931536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=42419611040931536&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/42419611040931536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/42419611040931536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2007/01/january.html' title='January'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116258088738834307</id><published>2006-11-03T11:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-03T11:08:07.403-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And one from Donne</title><summary type='text'>I couldn't resist. "Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee"becomes"Who the request isn't bell types. It general spends for you."What do you think the Hemingway novel would have been called if Dr. Donne had decided on that phrasing?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116258088738834307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116258088738834307&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116258088738834307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116258088738834307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/11/and-one-from-donne.html' title='And one from Donne'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116248452731322456</id><published>2006-11-02T07:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-02T08:22:07.333-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beijing Shakespeare, via Mac OS X</title><summary type='text'>I'm having a long morning since the dog woke me up, so I thought I'd try to amuse myself by translating famous lines of Shakespeare into Mandarin with the Macintosh built in translator program, and then back into English.  The results have surpassed my expectations, so here are some of them, for entertainment purposes only.JAQUES:  All worlds merely are the phase, and all man-power and the woman </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116248452731322456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116248452731322456&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116248452731322456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116248452731322456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/11/beijing-shakespeare-via-mac-os-x.html' title='Beijing Shakespeare, via Mac OS X'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116240928698929743</id><published>2006-11-01T11:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T11:32:25.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bible Study</title><summary type='text'>I recently talked to my Mom about our doggy's name and found myself defending it as non-diabolical by reference to the Bible (which you'd think would work), but on the phone I did so off the top of my head, and Mom sounded dubious.  Since, as a scholar, I hate making assertions without evidence, here is a short exposition of the two passages in the Bible that contain the word lucifer.  I hope you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116240928698929743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116240928698929743&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116240928698929743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116240928698929743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/11/bible-study.html' title='Bible Study'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116179656191115416</id><published>2006-10-25T10:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-25T10:16:01.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And the whole congregation said "Amen"</title><summary type='text'>For reasons too intricate and, well, too geeky to get into here, I have just had my day made by the fact that Andrew Gurr eliminated the part of the Dauphin from 3.8 of his New Cambridge Shakespeare edition of Henry V.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116179656191115416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116179656191115416&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116179656191115416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116179656191115416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/10/and-whole-congregation-said-amen.html' title='And the whole congregation said &quot;Amen&quot;'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116093159421004316</id><published>2006-10-15T09:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T09:59:54.243-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ditching the anonymity</title><summary type='text'>I realize now that if I'm going to be net-stalked, (a) there's nothing much I can do about it, and (b) I should probably take it as a compliment.  Also I'm finding that attempting to maintain the anonymity of my home and University of employment means that I can't successfully blog about the truly weird and remarkable world around me.  So I'm giving up referring to it as Quadrilateral State </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116093159421004316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116093159421004316&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116093159421004316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116093159421004316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/10/ditching-anonymity.html' title='Ditching the anonymity'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-116093049756797661</id><published>2006-10-15T09:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T09:45:46.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The strength of the pack is der pudelhund.  The strength of der pudelhund is the pack.</title><summary type='text'>I am not a poodle person.  Not by any means.  Luckily my new dog, of whom I have had custody now for a week, has no idea that he is a poodle.  Lucifer is only twelve inches tall, but he jets it at the dog park like a prince among men.  Huskies and Weimeraners cower at his dwarfish majesty.  Bullterriers are put soundly in their place when they invade his comfort zone.  He is like the Richard III </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/116093049756797661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=116093049756797661&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116093049756797661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/116093049756797661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/10/strength-of-pack-is-der-pudelhund.html' title='The strength of the pack is der pudelhund.  The strength of der pudelhund is the pack.'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115879601168696916</id><published>2006-09-20T16:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T16:53:20.106-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fulfillment</title><summary type='text'>I've been here for a while now, and finally I'm having my urban-intellectual-pseudo-hipster experience.  I strapped my shiny new 19-pound fixed-gear to my feet and negotiated the downtown traffic to Java Jungle, the hip indie coffeeshop right on the river.  Got my coffee from the obligatory impossibly beautiful 20-something barista and opened my laptop to get some work done.  Outside, there are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115879601168696916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115879601168696916&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115879601168696916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115879601168696916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/09/fulfillment.html' title='Fulfillment'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115718460460099601</id><published>2006-09-02T00:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-02T01:23:31.763-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Of all the things to blog after weeks and weeks...</title><summary type='text'>The thing that pulls me out into the blogosphere again is not all the news and info about the new state (the West is very strange indeed) or the new job (magnificent) or the various adventures M and I have had recently.  Nor is it the admonishment of my similarly lackadaisically-blogging friend over at GASMETER, who also recently updated and now spurs me forth with righteous indignation at my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115718460460099601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115718460460099601&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115718460460099601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115718460460099601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/09/of-all-things-to-blog-after-weeks-and.html' title='Of all the things to blog after weeks and weeks...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115393010637282261</id><published>2006-07-26T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-26T09:08:26.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Over the mountains and through the woods</title><summary type='text'>Actually, it's a day of prairie, a day of mountains, and a day of desert.  Tomorrow M and I start our 1900-mile journey to the new place.  It's roughly the distance from London to somewhere in the Ukraine.  I fully intend to see Carhenge.The movers come in the morning, and I'm not really ready.  QSU is reimbursing me for $3000 for this move, which will cover about 2/3 of the expense.  Both of our</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115393010637282261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115393010637282261&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115393010637282261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115393010637282261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/07/over-mountains-and-through-woods.html' title='Over the mountains and through the woods'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115392850562881824</id><published>2006-07-26T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-26T08:41:45.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A brief debrief</title><summary type='text'>The wedding was all right, as it happened.  The reception could have gone smoother from my point of view, but as I kept telling myself, the reception wasn't my party.  We never asked for it, we didn't pay for it, so there's no complaining.  So when a stranger in a kilt with a fake Scots accent and a sporran made from a dead badger (I'm not exaggerating...he had a lap full of badger head) played "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115392850562881824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115392850562881824&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115392850562881824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115392850562881824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/07/brief-debrief.html' title='A brief debrief'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115211456169085120</id><published>2006-07-05T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-05T08:49:21.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>T-minus three days</title><summary type='text'>Disconnected observations:Given the fact that everyone in M's parents' house knows we're already legally married, it's all the more absurd that they insist on us sleeping in separate rooms.  Argh.Nevada:  even the postal abbreviation is a deadly sin.After watching 118 minutes of evenly matched, if flawed, football, I shouted myself hoarse at the TV yesterday when Italy avoided penalties in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115211456169085120/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115211456169085120&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115211456169085120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115211456169085120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/07/t-minus-three-days.html' title='T-minus three days'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115030912952099283</id><published>2006-06-14T11:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T11:18:49.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So is "mortgage" Old French for "death glove," or what?</title><summary type='text'>About a week and a half ago, I made an offer on a condo about 2 miles from the new campus, the best option in my price range (as a midwesterner, it hurts me a little to pay $180,000 for a condo, but such are the ways of non-prairie real estate). For various reasons, although my realtor's been assured that the seller will accept the offer, the contract has yet to be inked, and I'm trying not to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115030912952099283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115030912952099283&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115030912952099283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115030912952099283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/06/so-is-mortgage-old-french-for-death.html' title='So is &quot;mortgage&quot; Old French for &quot;death glove,&quot; or what?'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-115030873418945426</id><published>2006-06-14T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T11:12:14.206-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Losing a daughter, gaining a son</title><summary type='text'>I'm taking a break from dealing with Adam Zucker having written the main argument of my Epicoene chapter for me to update the blog. It turns out we had to let M's parents know about our surreptitious elopement.  Originally we intended to spare them any potential anguish by simply getting a Wisconsin marriage license in addition to the one we already filed, but it turns out that even requesting a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/115030873418945426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=115030873418945426&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115030873418945426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/115030873418945426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/06/losing-daughter-gaining-son.html' title='Losing a daughter, gaining a son'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114867282665702761</id><published>2006-05-26T12:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-26T15:52:28.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's not easy being Gretna Green</title><summary type='text'>Just got back from a whirlwind tour of the future home. I managed to stave off panic attacks for the most part, mostly thanks to M walking me through. She was pretty giddy about the mountains and the QSU campus is really a gorgeous place. It all reminded me how big the steps are that I'm taking. From Nowhere College to a fairly big State Research University, from the Midwest that has been my home</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114867282665702761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114867282665702761&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114867282665702761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114867282665702761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/05/its-not-easy-being-gretna-green.html' title='It&apos;s not easy being Gretna Green'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114658236506408396</id><published>2006-05-02T07:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T05:49:25.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>As serious as...</title><summary type='text'>My Mom had a heart attack last night. I was out buying congratulatory margaritas for my graduating senior seminar class, and when I got home there were four messages on my phone and two e-mails. She's in the hospital in Denver, but only because Dad happened to call her and catch her at a moment of infarction, so he convinced her (finally) to call 911, and she was in the hospital by the time she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114658236506408396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114658236506408396&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114658236506408396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114658236506408396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/05/as-serious-as.html' title='As serious as...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114523645487546801</id><published>2006-04-16T18:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T12:04:14.616-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Compartments</title><summary type='text'>I've just had a really enjoyable weekend in Philadelphia at the Shakespeare Association of America, but a weekend that required a nearly heroic effort of mental and emotional compartmentalization. I could almost feel new tissues forming the separations in my brain. Said compartments, not in order of importance:Compartment 1:  professional and academic concentrationI had a fine conference, and the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114523645487546801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114523645487546801&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114523645487546801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114523645487546801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/04/compartments.html' title='Compartments'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114321630588453407</id><published>2006-03-24T07:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-24T08:05:05.900-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Curse you, Jim Davis!</title><summary type='text'>There was a time, long ago, before the transformation of his hind legs into troublingly humanoid appendages, when Garfield was funny.In my fourth grade classroom, the collected Garfield comic strip paperbacks were banned from our quiet reading time because we, the Garfield faithful, could not control our guffaws. The cat -- get this! -- eats lasagna! Can't get enough of it! He's smarter than his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114321630588453407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114321630588453407&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114321630588453407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114321630588453407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/03/curse-you-jim-davis.html' title='Curse you, Jim Davis!'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114295879700955571</id><published>2006-03-21T08:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T09:09:23.996-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There are some seriously Loco Parentis out there</title><summary type='text'>There'll be personal news updates shortly, but you have to see this. I have never received an e-mail about a student like this and I'm seething with rage and sympathy for my poor student. This student, by the way, is a sweet, chipper, ridiculously enthusiastic student, smarter than she thinks and hardworking to the point of drafting a four-page paper five times. Here is what her loving papa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114295879700955571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114295879700955571&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114295879700955571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114295879700955571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/03/there-are-some-seriously-loco-parentis.html' title='There are some seriously Loco Parentis out there'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114295811519545710</id><published>2006-03-21T08:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T08:21:55.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Re-aliasing</title><summary type='text'>Since my previous blog alias for the new institution of higher learning was unwieldy, I have decided to rechristen it after the geometric characteristics of what my friend Sarah somwhat unprecisely refers to as "the Big Square States" of the central and mountain time zones.  It shall hereafter be know in these pages as Quadrilateral State University, or QSU.  Thank you for your support.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114295811519545710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114295811519545710&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114295811519545710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114295811519545710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/03/re-aliasing.html' title='Re-aliasing'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114134904381829243</id><published>2006-03-02T17:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T17:24:03.833-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The real reason the new job is so cool</title><summary type='text'>I will be living next year in the home of the WORLD'S LARGEST FREE-STANDING NEON CLOWN.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114134904381829243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114134904381829243&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114134904381829243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114134904381829243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/03/real-reason-new-job-is-so-cool.html' title='The real reason the new job is so cool'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114113674716503975</id><published>2006-02-28T06:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T06:25:47.223-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ban Heterosexual Adoption</title><summary type='text'>After listening to the wisdom of Greg Quinlan, of Ohio's Pro-family Network, I am starting to come around to his argument that gay people are incapable of raising a child and are infuriatingly dangerous.  Many children raised in such monstrous homes have come to him to complain after being preyed upon by pederasts, becoming male prostitutes, and contracting AIDS, and this has convinced me that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114113674716503975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114113674716503975&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114113674716503975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114113674716503975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/02/ban-heterosexual-adoption.html' title='Ban Heterosexual Adoption'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114080504805687129</id><published>2006-02-24T10:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T10:17:28.066-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More importantly...</title><summary type='text'>Is it just me, or did a ragtag, injury-struck Arsenal give Real Madrid, the best club team in the world, a Real Spanking at the Bernabeu at midweek?  No, no, I think that did actually happen.  Heehee!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114080504805687129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114080504805687129&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114080504805687129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114080504805687129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/02/more-importantly.html' title='More importantly...'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-114074772039193465</id><published>2006-02-23T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-23T18:22:00.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Phew</title><summary type='text'>It's been a nerve-wracking week.  I got back from my final campus visit late Friday night, with the promise that I would hear from the English department at the big mountain state university I visited last on Tuesday (i.e. this past Tuesday).  One way or another, whether they made an offer to me or the one other candidate.  Tuesday came, Tuesday went.  Nothing.  Well, I did get an essay accepted </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/114074772039193465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=114074772039193465&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114074772039193465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/114074772039193465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/02/phew.html' title='Phew'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113923649330724386</id><published>2006-02-06T06:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T10:45:47.110-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One down</title><summary type='text'>I had a great time at Cowpoke State.  It’s in a beautiful valley surrounded by mountains, with elk and trout streams and bike trails and cross-country skiing.  I want to settle down there and get a big ol’ dog.  The town isn’t close to anything, but it’s got everything I want in a city—coffee shops, a brew pub, a food co-op, an independent film festival, used bookstores, jazz, and a research </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113923649330724386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113923649330724386&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113923649330724386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113923649330724386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/02/one-down.html' title='One down'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113875047601111505</id><published>2006-01-31T15:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-31T15:34:36.023-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Off to Cowpoke State</title><summary type='text'>I've been preparing for campus interviews rather than blogging.  I know; what could possess me to make such a warped decision?Thursday morning I fly to the land of big skies, the land that A River Runs Through, for my first interview, a three-day affair for some reason.  Cowpoke State wants me to have a meal or a half-hour meeting with absolutely everyone associated with the English Department, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113875047601111505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113875047601111505&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113875047601111505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113875047601111505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/01/off-to-cowpoke-state.html' title='Off to Cowpoke State'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113777424025237646</id><published>2006-01-20T08:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-20T08:24:00.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>S06</title><summary type='text'>The semester has started again, and teaching has taken over my brain.  Three class preps is a bastard of a situation, especially with an entirely new course, a book to write, and three job talks of different lengths to plan.  I find myself string into the middle distance and saying "wibble" quite frequently, when my brain locks up.  And today I was lecturing on the comparative two-dimensionality </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113777424025237646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113777424025237646&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113777424025237646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113777424025237646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/01/s06.html' title='S06'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113647261830825671</id><published>2006-01-05T06:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-05T07:28:57.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Avanti</title><summary type='text'>After spending one (1) day entirely vegetating with a hand-me-down copy of STAR WARS: Knights of the Old Republic (I managed to get my very own light saber before going to bed, but I think I'll make a terrible Jedi), I am ready to move forward again. The tasks aren't insurmountable, just manifold. And most of them just feel like wastes of time. For example, instead of putting my bill on my credit</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113647261830825671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113647261830825671&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113647261830825671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113647261830825671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2006/01/avanti.html' title='Avanti'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113591575184688025</id><published>2005-12-29T19:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-05T07:30:08.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Finis</title><summary type='text'>I'm done. Last night in the hotel and I have no more preparation to do. My interviews went, for the most part, smashingly. I didn't punt any questions, flub my lines, make any atrocious gaffes.All of them, in fact, were really enjoyable conversations, and I'd be happy to work with 28 of the 31 people who I met. It was a lot of names to remember, though. Kanbrashoma had seven people interviewing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113591575184688025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113591575184688025&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113591575184688025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113591575184688025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/finis.html' title='Finis'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113570598831254276</id><published>2005-12-27T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-27T09:53:44.243-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Inside the Beltway</title><summary type='text'>Happy Feast of St. John, everyone. It's Day One of the MLA conference, and I'm overpreparing for my first interview (Cowboy State), going over all the received wisdom -- don't badmouth anyone, shake every hand, keep the questions moving, etc. The Job Info Center just opened downstairs, but they have no real information yet, and most of my interviewers haven't even checked in yet. I've got nerves,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113570598831254276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113570598831254276&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113570598831254276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113570598831254276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/inside-beltway.html' title='Inside the Beltway'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113519883614725987</id><published>2005-12-21T12:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-21T13:00:36.156-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Off</title><summary type='text'>First of all, my thanks go out to George for showing me this, one of the greatest works of art ever conceived.  Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.M and I finally rolled out of Nowhere this morning, after having successfully negotiated all the holiday parties without making my planned holiday job search explicit to anyone in my department.  This in itself is a feat in the claustrophilic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113519883614725987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113519883614725987&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113519883614725987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113519883614725987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/off.html' title='Off'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113478234972754183</id><published>2005-12-16T16:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-16T17:19:09.740-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Success!</title><summary type='text'>I'm having an exceedingly good job market so far.  A few predictable rejections, but I'm getting enough interviews that I'm facing the pleasant problem of a full MLA dance card, and from schools that I'd be almost, though not exclusively, ecstatic to move to (listed by blog alias):   Pueblo State University, the decent and largely hispanic southwestern research university;   Holy Bostonia College</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113478234972754183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113478234972754183&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113478234972754183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113478234972754183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/success.html' title='Success!'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113478097108579075</id><published>2005-12-16T16:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-16T16:57:11.560-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Counter-bitching</title><summary type='text'>I complain about my job and my students so much that I feel as though I should swing the karma the other way for a bit. Today, I was thanked by a first-year student for pushing her so hard, after I congratulated her on coming from an insecure student and a bad writer who was prone to weeping unnecessarily and uncontrollably in my office to a confident, talented reader of poetry and a rigorous </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113478097108579075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113478097108579075&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113478097108579075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113478097108579075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/counter-bitching.html' title='Counter-bitching'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113382372567318008</id><published>2005-12-05T14:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-05T15:02:05.686-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Red State Blues</title><summary type='text'>The two activities I'm engaged in right now are combining in a sort of Hegelian synthesis of professional anxiety in me.  I'm listening to a podcast lecture by Thomas Frank, author of What's the Matter with Kansas?, while browsing through the English department website at the University of South Kanbrashoma, one of the majestic state research universities that rises out of the Republican prairie.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113382372567318008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113382372567318008&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113382372567318008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113382372567318008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/12/red-state-blues.html' title='Red State Blues'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113341160945674427</id><published>2005-11-30T17:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T20:33:29.503-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Breathing easier</title><summary type='text'>I feel as though I can now justify the money I spent to get to MLA to attempt to get a new job this Christmas.  I finally got a call and one of the schools I applied to -- let's call it Desert State University for the sake of anonymity, just in case I end up moving there -- wants to interview me.  That's a weight off my mind.  Desert State is thousands of miles away from my primary family (not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113341160945674427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113341160945674427&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113341160945674427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113341160945674427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/breathing-easier.html' title='Breathing easier'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113257862167779840</id><published>2005-11-21T05:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-21T05:10:21.676-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And another gem from English 110</title><summary type='text'>"The significance of seeing someone you have grown to love is completely devastating."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113257862167779840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113257862167779840&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113257862167779840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113257862167779840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/and-another-gem-from-english-110.html' title='And another gem from English 110'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113252599689439037</id><published>2005-11-20T14:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-20T14:37:52.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Genius</title><summary type='text'>Submitted for your amusement and appreciation of my agony, here is a diplomatically edited paragraph -- verbatim and faithful to the punctuation -- from one of my students' essays. The assignment was to imaginatively direct a scene from Henry V in order to make an argumentative interpretation about the play. Please keep in mind that this is university-level writing, and that we have spent four </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113252599689439037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113252599689439037&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113252599689439037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113252599689439037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/genius.html' title='Genius'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113209389094659941</id><published>2005-11-15T14:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T14:35:33.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Disconnected thought-kibbles</title><summary type='text'>Here's me avoiding grading. I can't bear looking at the papers. I want to keep liking my students and thinking they're intelligent. Grading prevents that. So I let my mind wander instead:   Know what'd be a good name for a Mötley Crüe cover band?  "Ünnecessary Ümlaüt."   I Googled myself again (see what I mean about avoiding the grading?); turns out there was someone of my name (even my somewhat </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113209389094659941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113209389094659941&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113209389094659941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113209389094659941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/disconnected-thought-kibbles.html' title='Disconnected thought-kibbles'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113189531741766610</id><published>2005-11-13T07:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T07:21:57.426-08:00</updated><title type='text'>More auto woe</title><summary type='text'>You're not going to believe this.  They recovered M's car on Thursday, parked in an illegal spot (but which Milwaukee seems to have nothing else).  It was towed, at her expense, and she picked it up Friday while I was on the way to Milwaukee to try to lend my assistance.  Broken window, cracked open steering column, missing iPod shuffle, but other than that, no damage.  Half a tank of gas, even.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113189531741766610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113189531741766610&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113189531741766610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113189531741766610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/more-auto-woe.html' title='More auto woe'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113166580093118682</id><published>2005-11-10T15:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-10T15:36:40.946-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Good news and bad</title><summary type='text'>After two weeks of devoting almost every spare minute to it, I revised and resubmitted an article just under the deadline in the wee hours this morning, and I just found out that the journal is going to publish it.  Hooray for peer-reviewed online journals!  I still desperately need sleep, and I'd kill right now for a library that subscribed to ELR, and having everything else on the back burner </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113166580093118682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113166580093118682&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113166580093118682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113166580093118682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/good-news-and-bad.html' title='Good news and bad'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113103388541160805</id><published>2005-11-03T07:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-03T08:12:04.650-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Vsurping auctoritie over ye man</title><summary type='text'>There are some days of teaching when I'm not entirely sure what the students are thinking. Am I molding their young minds, freeing them from the labyrinth of their limited experience and granting them daedalian wings to soar into the sky, or am I just pissing them off by being too blatantly and gleefully subversive?Then again, I don't really care. I do what has to be done. For example, after </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113103388541160805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113103388541160805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113103388541160805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113103388541160805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/11/vsurping-auctoritie-over-ye-man.html' title='Vsurping auctoritie over ye man'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113043645439369898</id><published>2005-10-27T10:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-27T11:07:34.436-07:00</updated><title type='text'>See what happens when I blog before coffee?</title><summary type='text'>I become an insufferable bonehead.  The most important thing in my life is not, for the record, my comforter.  I have freedom, intellect (not large, but functional), a healthy body (likewise not large, but functional), a wonderful girlfriend, good friends both globally and locally, and a family.  Which puts my comforter fifth.  Maybe even sixth.And after two cups of coffee yesterday and a class </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113043645439369898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113043645439369898&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113043645439369898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113043645439369898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/10/see-what-happens-when-i-blog-before.html' title='See what happens when I blog before coffee?'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-113033671034486902</id><published>2005-10-26T07:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-26T07:25:10.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The blahs (again)</title><summary type='text'>The best thing in my life right now (or so it always seems before coffee) is my comforter.  I don't know what it means that the shop people rated it "five," but apparently it means that this comforter creates an alternate universe entirely independent of climatic conditions on Earth.So when I am summoned from it into the real, cold world of Nowhere, WI, I am not (comme dit ons en Angleterre)  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/113033671034486902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=113033671034486902&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113033671034486902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/113033671034486902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/10/blahs-again.html' title='The blahs (again)'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112966565936203894</id><published>2005-10-18T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-18T13:01:16.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fixing a hole where the rain gets in</title><summary type='text'>I found myself expending my blogging energy not by blogging but by posting snarky comments on other people's blogs, most notably GASMETER, a notable effort from a fascinatingly enigmatic bloke I sometimes do things with, things like acquire advanced degrees and watch football. But all this metablogging was getting me down, so here's an actual bit of blog.No matter what your politics and even if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112966565936203894/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112966565936203894&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112966565936203894'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112966565936203894'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/10/fixing-hole-where-rain-gets-in.html' title='Fixing a hole where the rain gets in'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112887612853515997</id><published>2005-10-09T09:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-09T09:42:08.573-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fall</title><summary type='text'>The air got all crispified this week, finally allowing me to do some work in my airless office, which had been page-curlingly humid and 85 degrees.  In October.  End of the world and all.  But now it's definitely autumn, and the Nowhere, WI Main Street Association has wrapped dried corn stalks around the streetlights.  Starting next week the ground will be crunchy and brown underfoot as I trudge </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112887612853515997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112887612853515997&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112887612853515997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112887612853515997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/10/fall.html' title='Fall'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112717794326011551</id><published>2005-09-19T17:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T17:59:03.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Here we go again</title><summary type='text'>The MLA job list is out, so the cycle of application-letter drudgery, Ivy League pipe dreams, and finger-crossing about a job market with all the logic and predictability of an ADD-suffering rhesis monkey has begun again. The difference is that this time I have a job already.  Well, a job of sorts.  Part of the reason that I'm applying this year (though, I contend to salvage some moral high </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112717794326011551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112717794326011551&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112717794326011551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112717794326011551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/09/here-we-go-again.html' title='Here we go again'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112499520226099261</id><published>2005-08-25T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-25T11:40:02.270-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Guilt free</title><summary type='text'>I'm thinking about lots of things these days--my book, revising an article to resubmit, making sure the damned Norton Anthology reached the bookstore, prepping Beowulf, the pile of dishes in my sink, etc.--but it's nearly September, so the thing I'm thinking about loudest is the job market.  I've been trying to come up with a justification for going on; given that my colleagues are so lovely and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112499520226099261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112499520226099261&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112499520226099261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112499520226099261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/08/guilt-free.html' title='Guilt free'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112361126639183163</id><published>2005-08-09T11:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T11:22:58.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Selfish bastards</title><summary type='text'>So here I had the end of my summer all planned out. Two of my best friends, E. and B. (the latter of whom recently impregnated the former) were returning this week from Toronto and Bolivia, respectively. This meant that B. could help M and me move furniture, which he promised to do in exchange for us feeding his cat--to which we're both allergic--and watching his house while he's off </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112361126639183163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112361126639183163&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112361126639183163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112361126639183163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/08/selfish-bastards.html' title='Selfish bastards'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112309293896418843</id><published>2005-08-03T11:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-03T11:15:38.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bard to the Bone</title><summary type='text'>That's me as Hamlet in The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged), which opens this Friday. All 37 plays in 97 minutes. It's a hilarious play, full of really stupid gags, lightning-fast versions of Shakespeare, and includes Titus Andronicus as a cooking show, the Histories as a football game, and the 40-second backwards Hamlet, pretty much my only chance to play the melancholy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112309293896418843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112309293896418843&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112309293896418843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112309293896418843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/08/bard-to-bone.html' title='Bard to the Bone'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112235921783052449</id><published>2005-07-25T23:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-28T11:00:14.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Liken unto lichen</title><summary type='text'>So all right, I've got some kind of pox. I've never been to a dermatologist before, and if they're going to insist on hacking bits of my flesh out, I may not return. In May I got some unknown rash thing and two months and $300 later I have been tentatively diagnosed with Pityriasis Lichenoides et Varioliformis Acuta, or PLEVA. I have a disease with an acronym. And yes, "lichenoides" means "like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112235921783052449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112235921783052449&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112235921783052449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112235921783052449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/07/liken-unto-lichen.html' title='Liken unto lichen'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112145637293907672</id><published>2005-07-15T12:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-15T12:39:32.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Opening night jitters</title><summary type='text'>M. and I open a play tonight.  It should be exciting, and it'll certainly be fun, but it's the first show I've ever done outdoors and I'm a little nervous, not least because I don't trust the 300-year-old grandmother-in-law of the director who is running the sound cues.  I have to sing a duet, pretending to be an Italian opera star.  And the music cues have never yet been correct.  That, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112145637293907672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112145637293907672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112145637293907672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112145637293907672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/07/opening-night-jitters.html' title='Opening night jitters'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112041495914619354</id><published>2005-07-03T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-03T11:22:39.150-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"G-g-g-g-g-g-thunk.  Ssssssssssssss."</title><summary type='text'>That's the sound that my car made Thursday night on the way back from rehearsal when I finally managed (barely) to pull into the city limits of Nowhere, WI.  The "check engine" light had been on for about 10 miles, and the disconcerting smell of burning metal had been seeping into the car through the improvised air conditioner (i.e. the open window).  It was nearly midnight when the Mazda refused</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112041495914619354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112041495914619354&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112041495914619354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112041495914619354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/07/g-g-g-g-g-g-thunk-ssssssssssssss.html' title='&quot;G-g-g-g-g-g-thunk.  Ssssssssssssss.&quot;'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-112041312233251538</id><published>2005-07-03T09:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-03T12:05:21.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hooah</title><summary type='text'>M. and I recently returned from Fort Knox, KY. I was asked by the Nowhere College ROTC guy (who, it turns out, the Army refers to amusingly as a "PMS" or Professor of Military Science) to go as an educational observer of the Cadet Command's LTC.Warning...as this post concerns the Army, there are going to be lots of acronyms. I'll try to explain them as I go.LTC stands for Leaders' Training Course</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/112041312233251538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=112041312233251538&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112041312233251538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/112041312233251538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/07/hooah.html' title='Hooah'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-111782440475121856</id><published>2005-06-03T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T11:46:44.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Making me ILL</title><summary type='text'>I had a bit of a shock last week.  I went online to request an interlibrary loan from the Nowhere College library and the website said such things were unavailable for the summer.  It seemed like such a perfect example of everything that's wrong with this place.  The summer, the only time the overworked and underpaid faculty could possibly do research, is the one time when they are unable to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/111782440475121856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=111782440475121856&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111782440475121856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111782440475121856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/06/making-me-ill.html' title='Making me ILL'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-111755810748885903</id><published>2005-05-31T08:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T09:48:27.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fifth Commandment Fun</title><summary type='text'>As a rule, there are almost no circumstances under which I am required to volunteer hours and hours with narrow-minded, suburban, fundamentalist, Republican septuagenarians with odd tics, limited vocabularies, passive-agressive tendencies, and an almost unlimited capacity for emotional repression.  I am thankful for this.  The exception, however, is unavoidable:  visits to, and in the case of the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/111755810748885903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=111755810748885903&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111755810748885903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111755810748885903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/05/fifth-commandment-fun.html' title='Fifth Commandment Fun'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-111730224406141024</id><published>2005-05-28T10:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-28T10:44:04.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad goddess of the dawn!  Bad!</title><summary type='text'>After spending a lovely day yesterday drinking coffee and setting up M's new laptop, I find today that my own laptop is somehow infected with the most pernicious bit of spyware ever devised by man, elf, or orc:  Aurora.  So in the other room there are several programs working on ferreting it out of my winsock layer and forcibly restarting it over and over, while I blog on M's pristine new machine</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/111730224406141024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=111730224406141024&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111730224406141024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111730224406141024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/05/bad-goddess-of-dawn-bad.html' title='Bad goddess of the dawn!  Bad!'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-111706482168012680</id><published>2005-05-25T10:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T17:50:53.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lusty Month, again</title><summary type='text'>Time for every frivolous whim, proper or im-. Sorry I've been neglecting my readership so terribly. Nearly a moon since I posted last. I plead end-of-semester craziness. Here's a round-up of random stuff:   Lovely new relationship discovery today: I can have a casual and intelligent conversation with M. over breakfast about Ben Jonson. This is more important to me than it is to most people, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/111706482168012680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=111706482168012680&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111706482168012680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111706482168012680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/05/lusty-month-again.html' title='The Lusty Month, again'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6606681.post-111472368398663912</id><published>2005-04-28T14:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-28T14:28:03.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Big News</title><summary type='text'>I've just been offered a book contract with Routledge.  It doesn't seem remotely real yet, but apparently it is.  They bought my proposal hook line and sinker:  "There's much valuable material in this project...cogent exploration of Jonson's writings, and the complex shape of his career.  A fine combination of historicist contextualization and critical reading."  That's what they think.  Suckers!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/feeds/111472368398663912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6606681&amp;postID=111472368398663912&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111472368398663912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6606681/posts/default/111472368398663912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://satsapientis.blogspot.com/2005/04/big-news.html' title='Big News'/><author><name>James</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
