Pathetic Phallus, See?

"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I don't need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

- George W. Bush, Washington Post, 11-19-02

Thanks to my lovely and talented chum bibliogal for sending me to this lovely collection of conservative absurdity.