Radio Free Heaven

I've become addicted to fundamentalist christian radio. It's both hilarious and disturbing. T'other day on the way from the airport I learned that boys like science while girls like kissing, and that Jesus made the lesser weasel to keep mice from eating our grain. No word on why he made mice.

The most horrific thing was a kiddie show wherein "Hassan," a "Gibeonite" with a strong Arab accent, told a story about how his people had tricked Joshua into disobeying the Lord and not committing genocide against them. God loves genocide, apparently. I just can't wait until He tells Bushua to wipe out the Amalekites, man woman and child. At least the kids raised on these radio lessons won't object.